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A Juggalo is a person who is a fan of the rap group ICP (Insane Clown Posse). Juggalos are insecure about themselves so they wear make-up to hide their faces from the world. They admire a group of clowns (literally) that are under the impression that they are actually insane but in actuality its an act to look “cool” and in turn Juggalos believe they are “psychotic” unknowing of the fact that actual insane people do not believe they are insane, so by them saying they are insane, you know they are not insane. They are often depressed and need a group of former school outcast’s to tell them “not to worry about what other people think” and “to be themselves”.
Juggalos run around “reppin the hatchet” which is actually just a silly meat cleaver thinking they are cool and talk about chopping people up and goofy stuff that their leader thought up while he was counting all of the money he got from these idiots who bought their records and are under the impression that a meat cleaver is actually scary. They often are so lonesome that they are desperate enough to call each other (whom they have never met) their “fam” (family).
They love the term “bitch boy” and use it frequently against their “haters”.
Juggalos often say “I could give a fuck less” because their leader (Violent Jay who is silently gay) has been heard saying it.
Juggalos even have a name for their haters called "Juggahoe's" not even realizing that they just clowned their own name.
Guy 1: "Wow juggalos are so gay"
Juggalo: "Shut up hater, I could give a fuck less what you think."
Guy 1: "so defensive"
Juggalo: "fuck you bitch boy I'll chop yo ass up"
Guy 1 " Bullets go father than meat cleavers"
Juggalo: *attempting to chop*
Guy 1: *shoots Juggafuck in the face*
Juggalo: x(
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If you are a tweeker you're child will probably end up a Juggalo.
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someone who listens and is devoted to bands such as Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Dark Lotus, Blaze, ABK, Esham, Zug Island, Jumpsteady, etc. can usually be found wearing the merchandise, but being a juggalo is not about your wallet, it's about your heart and soul. real juggalos understand and follow the dark carnival and the meaning of the 6 joker cards. juggalos dont take shit from anybody. they have a true love for the music and give no fucks about anything except the juggalo family. juggalos will be down with the clown for life.
"And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans. And I said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans. 10 juggalos is priceless."
-Violent J
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Juggalos are hard to find. Many people paint their faces, sport the axe and say that they are Juggalos, but it takes more than that. It takes someone to look at a person, not people. People are grouped so often, by stereotypes based on their race, where they live, what kind of music they listen to. TRUE juggalos look past all this shit and see each person for who they are. If you are a good person then true Juggalos will be cool with you, but if you are a douchebag who beats your wife, it doesnt matter what kind of music you listen to, what car you drive, you are a piece of shit. Actions are what true Juggalos base their opinions on, not stereotypes.
Juggalos also have clown love, and love for life in general. Other than that Juggalos basically just need to be fans of Psychopathic records.
Every Juggalo/ette walks his/her path. And true juggalo/ettes respect that every person needs to walk their own path. You lose their respect if you become a bad person.
Oh yeah....and us Juggalos still paint our faces and sport the axe every once in a while too. So i'll see all the Juggalos in Shangri-La while all these haters fry in the pit.
Clown Love everyone.
True Juggalos: Whats up man?
Imposter: Not much man, ima drink some faygo and go fuck those faggots over there up.
True Juggalo: Whatever. (goes to a party and has a wicked ass time chillin with his homies.)
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Misunderstood group of religious people. They believe in something half of you don't. Not all are bad. Not all are drug addicts. They are very misunderstood group that nobody has the right to judge.
My best friends brother is a Juggalo and he's a good man.
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One who is down with the clown. (A fan of ICP/anyone on Psycopatic records)
Juggalos are often judged because of the controversial music they listen to.
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A religion, Juggaloism is god based. The Joker's cards relate to the different parts of god and religion and spirtitual, its like Christianity, but with wicked shit.
Idiot: Juggalos and Juggaloism is bullshit satanist religion!!!
Me: Listen to Thy Unveiling. Nothing else to say.
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