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A specific person you know that you purposely put boxes in front of so they trip and fall over them.
Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.
Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*
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Someone who is beyond the point of retarded. They are so stupid they should be classified as dumb, deaf, blind and retarded.
You are such a hellen-keller-breed, you stupid fag.
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Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.
"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
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see that kid brandon keller, i think he likes boys
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this is for gay men. you cum in both his ears and eyes so he is blind and deaf
chris boudion and joseph forasepi are gay and chris fucks him in the ass and pulls out and nuts in his ears and eyes making him like helen keller.
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When someone or something is both blind and deaf.
Similar to Helen Keller.
Tim: This is my dog Odie, he became blind and deaf in 2018 but I still love and care for him.
Jeff: Damn your dog got the Helen Keller combo.
Tim: Please leave my property immediately.
Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.
I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.