when you are so grumpy you do kermit grumpy squished up face
why are you kermiting right now?
Woah!! What tf was that 😂 ELMO!!! IS THAT YOU?????
Typical tiktok again!
Elmo: KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!
Few seconds later... (hits his head)
Me: Get Karma!
Another way to say “kms.” From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.
Boy 1: We have to run 5 miles tomorrow in track!
Boy2: Brb doing a kermit
A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.
Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.
A pretty sick youtube who knows how to give girls a pretty big orgasm
Omg it's the spectrum of kermit
Omfg he gave me a orgasm last week
A term referring to someone, usually a zesty aesthetically challenged female, that enjoys pegging. Busty Kermit's are typically found in the wild as alt girls, e girls,
"POV Busty Kermit in matteos room begging to peg him for free val carry in comp"