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kettled

angry

Why’s he kettled at me?

Why’s he angry at me?

I’m kettled cus my girlfriend cheated on me.

I’m angry cus my girlfriend cheated on me.

by Greenbeanz February 9, 2019


Kettled

The act of a kettle warming up a liquid inside of it.

The kettle kettled the water

This water has been kettled

by uivuigui bhbh December 19, 2022


Kettle

Device used to make water boil

Normally used with noodles or beverages such as tea and coffee

I used the kettle to make my morning coffee

by 000_cheese December 30, 2023


Kettle

Device used to make water boil

Normally used with noodles or beverages such as tea and coffee

I used the kettle to make my morning coffee

by 000_cheese December 30, 2023


Kettle

Refers to the act of doing something in a ritualistic old fashion manner that could have been accomplished more efficiently through means of a current technology ora faster process. The term originated with tea drinkers who prefer an older approach to the time honored tradition of a social "tea time". It is stated that a certain joy comes from not just the drinking and sharing of a cup of tea but the ritual of steeping the water in the kettle and taking the time to enjoy the entire process involved. A means, to remind folks to slow down in such a busy era and enjoy the process. Also a means to insult someone for being old fashion.

"are you using a tea pot instead of a microwave to heat that cup of water? Whoa's that's Kettle!", "why are you still paying bills with a check book? that's so kettle?", "I enjoy folks who pick up the phone to discuss business instead of an emotionless email or text, it's quite kettle and endearing".

by MD Wayne December 14, 2022


Kettle

The plural of the popular moniker Karen

Dude, did you see that kettle of karens walk in? I bet somebody is going to want to talk to the manger.

by Prof. Ass Master January 22, 2023


Kettle

The term used for when Marcus was whacked on the head with a kettle for sounding too english. Ouch.

Mbai: Soyboy got kettled again
Soyboy: :(

by Soybo y November 26, 2021