product key

A string of numbers and letters used to identify a software product and make sure that the user is using a valid copy. Sometimes referred to as a CD key.

I had to type in the 25-digit Windows XP product key in TWICE cause I mistyped one letter.

I bet Windows 2099 will require users to enter a 200-digit product key and then re-confirm it.

pirates key

Done by placing two fingers in the woman's vagina and one in her ass.

I was with Stacy last night and slipped her the Pirates Key.

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Three in the key

This term is not to be confused by Basketball Rule 5 (Violations), Article 26. Presented by the International Basketball Federation or FIBA: “The three second rule” also known as “Three in the key”. But instead this term represents a sexual act that is performed by one female (referred to as The Key) who is accompanied by three male percipients (players). And sometimes a fourth male (referred to as The Reff) is involved but not in a physical manner.

To perform the sexual position of Three in the Key the female lays on her side while one male inserts his penis into her vagina, another male inserts his dick into her asshole, and the third player has his dick in the females mouth. Hence the name Three in the key. (Because there is three players IN the key) Now if there is a fourth male involved he politely sits of to the side “Reffing” the situation (Jerking off). When the fourth male is at the point of climax (if he as one) he blows on a whistle then cums on the female thus “calling” the Three in the key violation.

Dean: Damn Jack I’m sorry to hear about what happened to Stephanie.
Jack: What do you mean?
Dean: You didn’t hear that Chris and some of his basketball teammates went Three in the key with her last night at the party.
Jack: FUCK!

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low key

kind of/ kinda

youre low key annoying = you're kinda annoying

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Key West

crazy little village ... southern most point of the united states
full of crazy and homosexual people, usually drunk or high
party town

"this town is a crazy party town"
"it's like Key West then"

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kingdom keys

A play on the keys to the kingdom of heaven, but meant to refer to modern lifestyles and privilege.

"I don't like your kingdom keys
They once belonged to me." -Taylor Swift

Resistance is key!

Keep your resistance level at 100%. If at any time you sing or dance along with any movies, your level drops. DON'T LET IT GET TO 0%!

KNDG1: What are you watching?
Katrina: Disney "try not to sing" challenge. Why?
KNDG1: RESISTANCE IS KEY!!!