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When an emergency medical technician who has worked 911 previous to getting a job with a medical transport company, he/she may have trouble letting go of the adrenaline of the emergency, and thus still does midless things on routine non-emergency transport that are indicative of the fact that they do not care for the comfort of the patient being transported.
One example is the "Squad Kick."
A stretcher has wheel locks that prevent it from moving, and to unlock these locks, one need only to place one's foot under the lock and apply upward pressure.
A Squad Kick, is performed when one repeatedly kicks at the lock until it pops, even though the vibrations from that kick are riding up the legs of the stretcher and transferring into the patient, who may have: sacral wounds, hip replacements, knee replacements, etc.
"Hey douchebag, do you mind not kicking that fucking lock, there is a living person on this stretcher. You want to Squad Kick, go to your gay rescue squad and practice with your wacker buddies, fucking loser."
Basically a politer way of telling someone to Fuck off
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A "Kick Boy" or "Kick Girl" is the company patsy who gets blamed for everything whether it is their fault or not.
This is a common reference for project managers who are responsible for a large staff.
Also known as the company "Toad" or "Patsy."
I just heard that Christine just got promoted to "Kick Boy."
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Also known as the soldier of dance, this is a dance from Valve's Team fortress 2, that you can perform as any class.
Heavy: begins Kazotsky kick
Medic: begins dancing
Spy that was going to backstab medic: begins dancing
A simple yet hilarious routine from South Park, originating in the first episode in which Kyle kicks his adopted Canadian brother like a football.
Kyle: Ready Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
*punts Ike*
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When you trying to to set up link up with somebody, knowing damn well ya'll don't fuck with each other.
You wanna go out for some drinks? For what, so we can fake kick it.
it not a joke you may need to call life alert
i just got a kick in the nuts and I have fallen and cant get up
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