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Kinky Jesus

A sexual position where the woman goes up against the wall, with her arms out horizontally like Jesus. The man is in front of her with his hands clasped in hers, humping her very fast and sweaty.

Also, if you're into this sort of thing, it can be done with two guys but they both face the same direction.

My girlfriend was begging me to give her a kinky jesus.

by Alex and the Delawana crew September 20, 2007

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Kinky Kael

The manager of sex, always knows the dick length of somebody, can smell a whore from miles away, and loves a good and hearty pounding

Oh no he’s not weird, he’s just a Kinky Kael

by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022


Kinky Pooh

The act of licking honey off of a sexual partner’s nipples while wearing no pants and a red shirt

“So she really likes Disney, huh?”
“Dude, she likes it so much she made me do the kinky Pooh last night.”

by Tim’s Tool Man September 17, 2020


kinky nap

The act of self pleasure or masturbation.

Yo I gotta go take a kinky nap…

by B00bie G1rl December 12, 2022


kinky water

Water that can be found in your parents bedroom

My kinky water was in my mother's room.

by Curlyhead45 March 5, 2017


kinky pleasure

kinky pleasure is a phrase that describes all kind of activities that make you usually have physical or mental pain but because its so good/funny you end up doing to yourself multiple times.

Person A: My kinky pleasure is to watch Buzzfeed Videos.
Person B: You sick fuck...

by black-cat-69 January 11, 2018


kinky walrus

A fat man or woman sending pictures to you or someone that are nude or in a sexual position

Rick: Look at this damn kinky walrus!
Chad: Ew, is that jen?
Rick: Yeah.

by OddWordsWithOddDefinitions October 24, 2013