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The literal English translation of the German 'Kuechenfreund', which is a spatula/fish slice...
HANS: Yo, can you pass me the kitchen friend so that I can stir the Sauerkraut?
BETTY: The what???!
HANS: You know, the kitchen friend... A Kuechenfreund?
BETTY: Do you mean a spatula??
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What people who don't go out to Restaurant's and McDonald's everyday eat.
Stoner who lives at home: "You wanna get some macca's drivethru?"
Stoner with his own pad: "Nah, I'm just making some 'kitchen food' when i get home."
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Too many people in the same kitchen space, while they all try and do different things.
Waiting for someone to get out of the way because you need a fork and knife and they need a spoon at the same time. There is no need to apologize because we are all just doing the kitchen dance. Now get out of my way I'm hungry.
Dancing to music in the kitchen.
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Cheap cheating girlfriends/wives who haven’t been caught yet so they act like they still have feelings for you by residing in the kitchen where they belong after getting laid by a stranger.
Guy1: you know he is really lucky he’s married to her, she’s wonderful!
Guy2: bro, she’s a kitchen slut!
Guy1: fuck me dead
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Usually called Bob and is a very kind, generous person. Generally has over 2000 friends. Is very passionate about their dreams/future.
OMG! He is so kind! He must be a kitchen roll named Bob.
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n. An obsolete term for the West Side of Manhattan when it was a violent slum. The suburban transplants that have moved into the neighborhood are making every effort to resurrect the name "Hell's Kitchen" as they believe it will afford them instant street credibility. Psuedo-Street Smarts that they hope will disguise their middle-class suburban upbringing. The neighborhood has since "gentrified" great since the late 1980s and is now comprised of transplants and the trendy cafes/shops that come with them.
Notice how dumb it sounds when you have some obvious suburbanite refer to where they live as "Hell's Kitchen?!"
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The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.
She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.
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