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Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.
Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.
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(Ass-kytt-uhns) n. 1. A term reflective of a situation in which something good comes out of a bad situation. Ass-kittens is generally used as the thing that is positive when it comes from a bad situation.
"Social and economic awareness were the ass-kittens of 9/11."
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Look at that momma and her adorable swamp kittens!
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One who pursues many women at the same time, preferably of the younger variety (18-21). Generally involving promiscuous, casual sex and a feeling of accomplishment after a successful wrangling.
With all these 19 year old girls blowing up my phone I feel like a real kitten wrangler.
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Is a place of euphoric happiness, where dreams are made.
Spurs won 4 2 and i was in kitten city.
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Someone who is always touching a kitten, possibly in an inappropriate manor.
Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.
Noun.
A person who is cute and adorable like a kitten and moves slow like a turtle.
Kitten Turtle behaviors :
1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.
2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.
3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns
4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:
"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.
"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"
*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)