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1) A small furry, yet intelligent hamster-like, rapid-breeding rodent, with large ears and huge feet - often found in colonies under hills in Lancaster - "kong-plinger spotting" is a favourite pastime amongst many youths in the area
2) Common insult amoungst lazy, bone-idle slobs (usually males) who lack sufficient intellect and/or articulation to create a more competent insult
3) Used as an exuse by young human males when they misplace something during the education process.
1) "Lut's see if we cee-an see anae kong-plingers todai!" (young Lancaster male)
2) "You are a kong-plinger sometimes, Steve!" (Anon - lazy bone-idle slob)
3) "The kong-plinger in the desk stole it, Sir!" (young human male)
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To penetrate with an unmittigated voracity. As well, a "fat" penis is neccessary.
I diddy kong-ed that bitch in the ass. Damn though, when I was through, that dime piece tiptapped (search tiptaps) me till my lips blew up to the size of small island. Go dumb in your backpack!
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To tap a friend in the balls as you walk by -- as in a Hong Kong high-five. Casual passersby merely perform a tap; the more familiar you are with the other person, you add squeezes as necessary.
Person 1: Are you okay?
Person 2: Yeah, I just got Hong Kong'd by Toby.
Person 1: Fuckin' Toby.
Person 2: Didn't even squeeze.
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A polarized shit hole city where people take pride in anarchism and racism while the rich folk are crazy rich and the middle class lives in cage homes.
Hong Kong protestor: Long live democracy and freedom of speech! Fuck the chinese mainlanders!
Normal human being: So fuck your parents and grandparents?
Hong Kong protestor: *assaults them*
Normal human being: Wait..... freedom of speech????
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for those who think they are fong kong ninja stars on the dance floor,busting fong kong moves with the ladies!
check shorty's dancing is fong kong
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To describe anything huge, like a plasma tv, or a stereo.
Dude your T.V. is so king kong!
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