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The act of taking a very heavy shit.
Dude, when I got to my house, I was laying ass like a mother fucker. It was magnificent, I had to quarantine my bathroom.
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Putting in effort with a girl, with the goal to hook up with her.
"Where's Jesse?"
"He's over there laying pavers on that bird"
"Nice, he"ll be on that tonight"
Lay Count is the amount of women a particular man has had sex with
Chad 1: Yo Bro did you pull that girl yesterday
Chad 2: Yea, my Lay Count is up to 47 now
The act of a loud, rumbling fart.
*fart noise* "oops, just laying a grumbler"
"No one is going to fancy you if you keep laying grumblers!"
Guy 1: aye bro where were you last night
Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood
The dude that is always down to fucking party and buss down thotiana. He’s smart, athletic, and gets decent grades. Track Star.
Jordan: yo we need something lit to be in this party?
Michael: I know what we need. A Thomas Lai.
When you take a dump and it's mostly air.
I just took the biggest lays dump of my life. I'll be walking funny for the rest of the day.