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Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.
Them: why are you getting an error?
You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.
When a guy spends alot of time on his laptop his girlfriend/wife may get jealous, and call it miss laptop, which derives from the word lap dancer.
your wife/gf may see you spending alot of time on your laptop and say" ooh look at you playing with miss laptop" in a jealous unfriendly manner.
A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.
Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.
By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.
I got a prison laptop on eBay.
Nice! Shall we crack it together tonight?
Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment
Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.
when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.
We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.
Money used for the sole purpose of buying a laptop.
Son: Hey Dad, can I have a Laptop?
Dad: You got some Laptop Money?!