ghetto mocha latte

One with Latino Heritage i.e. Mexicans or Puerto Ricans

Damn bitch when those Ghetto Mocha Lattes gonna finish the work on that intersection.

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Blumpkin spice latte

When a guy gives a girl a blumpkin ( oral sex while pooping)

OMG! Todd gave me the best blumpkin spice latte last night!

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I choked on my latte

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"

I choked on my latte

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"

Ayatollah Soy Latte

Jack Dorcy,

Founder of Twitter

Q . "What's up with Jack Dorcys new Osama Bin Laden style look?"
A. "Oh, right, you mean Ayatollah Soy Latte?
I think he's is trying to curry favor with BIG Twitter shareholder,

Saudi Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal ."

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Mt. Rainier Caffe Latte

the brand of Seattle-style concept packaged espresso beverages from Morinaga Milk Industry Co.,Ltd in Japan

Morinaga: Enjoy Mt.Rainier Caffe Latte at Starbucks Coffee shops in Japan!
Schultz: ???

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Chai Tea Latte

A term used by people who don't know what things are called. Typically used in reference to a chai latte. Pretty Yummy

babegirl: Let's go get a chai tea latte?

Dudeman: What the fuck?

babegirl: Tea with milk...

Dudeman: Ah, a chai latte.

babegirl: Yep.

Dudeman: Sure.

///Goes to starbucks\\\

babegirl: One grande chai tea latte please.

Baristahomee: What the hell? Nope, no can do.

Dudeman: One grande chai latte, make it snappy.

Baristahomee: Sure thing bro, it'll be ready in a sec

babegirl: FUCK.

Dudeman+Baristahomee: Ha. Foo. Respect the english language

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