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adj. Used to define a word which has no amazingly awesome or revolutionary appeal, but is still wholly and entirely amusing.
Yeah, that's a total lava lamp song, I couldn't stop listening to it!
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A person who periodically gains and loses weight.
Hippie: Man, you're a total lava lamp.
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The school that I went to when I saw my first true love, who didn't give a fuck about me. Jason was his name...
I went to Lava Ridge Elementary School when I fell in love...
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A 7-elixir legendary card that’s meant to tank for other units. Its attack is shit, but if it dies it turns into 6 Lava Pups that end up doing tons of damage but die fast. It’s one of my favorite legendaries.
“Yo bro what’s your favorite legendary?”
“Lava Hound, why?”
“Wow that’s gay 😂 use the Mega Knight lol”
“Dude the Lava Hound is great wdym?”
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When one partner shoots a massive load of cum into the other partners bloody orphus (anus, or vagina). Then shoves a tampon in the orphus. It is left there for 5 minutes.
Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.
Ouch, it really must have hurt my girlfriend when I lava lamped her last night.
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To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:
A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.
NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?
BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
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When the women is on her period and you suck the period out.
She gets it. You suck it. Lava is the blood. Lava girl
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