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Do you need help wiping your leather raisin grandma?
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A term used to describe the erectile state of a male penis in which the penis is in between being flaccid and fully erect. The term itself is a reference to a semi-hardened piece of clay.
"Every time I see a picture of Lynette Carolla, I go into the leather phase"
"What is leather phase?"
"You know... Half Mast
'Ohh, Me too"
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During intercourse the man shits and molds it into a long stringy shape and freezes it. When the shit is frozen the man ties it around their partners waist or can whip their partner with the frozen poop string saying “who’s your daddy now!” Or “you get 20 lashings bitch.”
“Larry told me he made a leather belt on Angela last night.”
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When wearing a pair of jeans or silylar for so long without washing, that they get a leather-like sheen from encrusted sweat and filth
she really stinks...
yeh i think she´s trying to make vegan leather of those jeans
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An girls asshole that has been fucked too many times and has taken on a leathery texture.
Fat bastards mom obtained a leather cheerio from the many times his little brother fucked his own mother in the ass.
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To slap leather is to break out the bill fold and lay down some dollars
If you want to ride like the big dogs, you gotta slap leather home boy!
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Although these went out of style in the 80's they are sometimes still worn by women who did not get the memo. Usually seen on bigger women who are desperate for any type male attention especially when teamed with an animal print. Unless you are working a corner it is not appropriate to wear leather as business wear. It should be noted that leather skirts can cause excessive sweating in senitive areas leading to excessive itching and the dreaded yeast infection.
"Hey did you see big Darcy in that leather skirt at work today ? Those seams were crying, and her panty hose were wet with butt and crotch sweat "
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