Unpure and Unintelligent
Girl 1: Candace is definitely Bottom Left.
Girl 2 How come?
Girl 1: She asked me how to spell orange once.
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The tard ass left turn that a buddy of mine made on his way to get some action. The dude had just picked up the girl from her house and they were on their way to the park to "chill" until the girl said that she got hungry. My buddy knew he had to get her that medium fry because it would lead to the best results. The only problem is that this dude was in such a rush to get his that he made this retard ass left turn into McDonald's and completely cut traffic in process. That tard ass left turn didn't even pay off because he didn't even get no action later on LOL. This mf deadass basically risked his life making a left turn thinking he was gonna really get some and then only got used for free food๐๐๐๐๐
*Ray Naker and Henry following their buddy who thought he was gonna get some*
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf, tard left turn
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On Snapchat, when someone you've been snapping views one of your messages but hasn't yet responded. Stop whining, it's not that big of a deal and it doesn't mean they hate you, it just means they're busy or they thought the conversation had ended.
Liza: Oh God! Paulie left me on open! That bastard! We're over now! I want to die!
Winnie: Stop your cryin. He's at work and he's not supposed to be Snappin you in the first place. Just cause he's busy and you're left on open for the moment don't mean he hates you.
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a world that is used to describe when you are not playing and sitting on the bench in a sport.
Last game I let the other team score 10 points, so the next game I had to play left bench.
A person who who is only capable of clicking the left mouse button, and clicks 'Yes' to everything. This person is the one that calls you to fix their computer weekly.
Charles is always getting viruses because he is a left-clicker.
A left angular curve in the irrect penis. Usually caused from a blow to the dick. Found in rare specimens
"Zack had a raging left cock"
"that tranny has a hard left cock"
Left play or Right play are often referenced to as your right wrist or left wrist, Most commonly used by Rapper Bryson Chapman in his song "Fast Life, Fast Lanes".