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A word that describes a person that is nerdy or lame. usually they are red headed, left handed, and have large heads. For a similar definition see nunan.
Bryce: wow, Cameron is such a lemon!
Kyle: I know. Look at him suckin it up on Call of duty.
Bryce: I bet even you, kyle, could beat that lemon in Modern Warfare 2!
Kyle: With one hand tied behind my back and a USP. 45
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A story that insolves sexual events that's very detailed. Just porn in written form.
A guy drooled all over a juicy lemon.
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a.k.a aaron krohn. kinda dumb loves baily
do do do baily is cool mo freka
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If you having a bad day of getting bullied or something you say the phrase ‘life is lemons and lemons is life’ to basically move on and try to forget it.
“I’m having such a bad day today,life is lemons and lemons is life” (oh well)
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easy, coming from rhyming slang (cockney slang) lemon squeasy/peasy meaning easy
Girl1: what did you think of that test?
Girl2: lemon.
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The Law of the Lemon — The first law and the first proof of the existence of sympathetic magic. This is an especially powerful illustration to use on a person who claims that magic doesn’t exist; that free will can overcome anything, and that magic will not work on them.
Have that person engage all five senses in the visualization of a lemon imagining every quality a lemon possesses. Infuse this memory with pleasant and unpleasant experiences that they associate with lemons. When the visualization becomes firm tell them to bite the lemon. At this point most people will experience a bitter taste in their mouth and they will salivate even though no actual lemon is there.
If the person does not salivate, you have unmasked a more powerful magician than you are.
Mess around and find out.
The first proof of sympathetic magic is The Law of the Lemon: if you engage the five senses in the visualization of a lemon and deeply imagine it’s smell, color, texture, and the sound of your hand sliding over the lemon you will salivate and experience a bitter taste in your mouth if I tell you to bite into the lemon once the visualization is well established.
Mess around and find out.
If you understand this law well, you can even curse someone’s balls and make their babies crosseyed.
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A great artist that you should listen to if you're into weird-ish pop songs
Person: My favorite album from Lemon Demon is Spirit Phone.
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