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You should crawl out of your cave and get one.
"Go get a life you lifeless person!"
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Life's a shit-sandwich and everyday you have to take another bite!
Finding a man that will hot cheat on you for life, because we all know that every man cheats, it is in their DNA. Men are all pigs!
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To be an organism with an almost supernaturally complex chemical-biological system.
To be sentient.
A period of time that an organism is
biologically active.
bacteria-humans
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what you don't have... boo yah bitch!
stop standing on that fucking corner and get a life!
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life=forever yet forever=life but if you live life then you die then forever isnt very long... and if you tell someone or you think that your going to love them "forever" then your not going to love them for very long so dont say i will love you forever just say you will love them as long as you possibly can.....
i thought i would love tyler forever but then i thought that forever isnt very long so i think i will love him as long as i can or mabe till the end of time im not sure yet...?
i wish you(tyler) would love me like i love you
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painful, funny, confusing, upsetting, rewarding, and maybe even meaningless.
Life sucks. I want to die.
You will, so might as well enjoy the ride.
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person1: life sucks
person2: its so pointless and painful
person1: i think i know how to fix this!
person2: how?!
person1: lets party!!
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