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More commonly known as "high-beams" or "brights" headlights on a vehicle, they were originally invented to give drivers better visibility while driving at night. On the contrary, they gain the nickname "lonely lights" due to the fact that when one flips them on at night, 90% of the time, a vehicle will immediately appear coming the opposite direction, (forcing you to turn them right back off,) thus not making you so lonely anymore.
Steve tried over and over in the rain to turn on his lonely lights to see better, but time after time, people just kept appearing on the road and his efforts were in vain.
Lonely whale can be dedicated to a person who was a loner and are in need of comforts just like how the whale swim and sing alone asking for attention of others but in a good way.
Luna was such a lonely whale and nobody noticed her.
Where someone has trouble finding a relationship they aren't good enough for people and rejection is all they get.
Not heterosexual, Homosexual, or Bi-Sexual.
Person 1-Hey I'm going to come out... I'm lonely-sexual.
Person 2-I strongly support your decision.
Person 1-I have found where I Belong, it all makes sense now. I Can't change even if I try even if I wanted to. sexuality
When someone leaves a turd in the toilet without flushing
Dude, that's one if the smelliest lonely tomatoes ever
When you jerk off, but stick your thumb up. Looking like you are giving yourself the thumbs up the whole time.
Struck out at the bar, so I went home for a lonely fonzi to boost my confidence.
The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.
Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.
Lone Boning
A term for male masturbation
"Dude let's invite some chicks over tomorrow"
"Awww sundays my lone boning day"