Any moment where a seen-by-all verbal or physical gaff leaves you feeling all alone in a crowd
Example 1: When you think you said something super funny but no one else is laughing.
Example 2: taking a tumble in front of a crowd of people but not being injured enough to fake unconsciousness so you're forced to get up, brush off and mumble "darn those stairs someone really ought to fix them" - and think to yourself "crap, that was a lonely moment."
Another name for the national beer of Texas, Lone Star
"Did you get beer for the river? I won't go float unless we have some lone babies"
Lonely whale can be dedicated to a person who was a loner and are in need of comforts just like how the whale swim and sing alone asking for attention of others but in a good way.
Luna was such a lonely whale and nobody noticed her.
Where someone has trouble finding a relationship they aren't good enough for people and rejection is all they get.
Not heterosexual, Homosexual, or Bi-Sexual.
Person 1-Hey I'm going to come out... I'm lonely-sexual.
Person 2-I strongly support your decision.
Person 1-I have found where I Belong, it all makes sense now. I Can't change even if I try even if I wanted to. sexuality
When you jerk off, but stick your thumb up. Looking like you are giving yourself the thumbs up the whole time.
Struck out at the bar, so I went home for a lonely fonzi to boost my confidence.
The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.
Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.
Lone Boning
A term for male masturbation
"Dude let's invite some chicks over tomorrow"
"Awww sundays my lone boning day"