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When a car follows you while you're walking through a crowded parking lot, driving slightly behind you to your parking spot, just to steal your spot.
I almost called the police because some creeper was following me, but he was just doing the parking lurk.
So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
A person who subscribes or follows a feed because it is so stupid that it makes them feel smart.
Unlike other trolls, a lurking troll won't vocalize their opinions.
Dan: Wow I got 5 new followers on twitter! I should keep making hilarious cat puns!
Dick: I don't know Dan, I bet most of them are giving you a mutual follow or are lurking trolls. Your life is pretty sad
Dan: *Cries*
A term to say to someone when they are stalking your online profile continuously or profusely.
Geez, that guy will not get off of her account, someone should tell him to lurk off..
A short excursion with a companion to acquire a good, perform a singular task, or have a short conversation. A baby lurk occurs usually when one party is scheduled to do something at a later time, but has a small window to invest time with another individual enough to spend it with them.
“Hey bro, wanna go out tonight for some PBRs?”
“Nah, I gotta meet shawty around 9. We can hit a baby lurk real quick to Wendy’s tho until she texts back.”
To repeatidly look someone or something up on a website, such as Facebook.
Frank: I saw you broke up with your boyfriend?
Jillian: How do you know about that?
Frank: Oh, I have an addiction to lurking you on Facebook
Jillian: That's pleasant
homie: what you doin mane
Ybb: we just lurking and merkin cuh