M&M’s jar

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am

“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”

m for m

million for million

We can go m for m

M&M Sweats

Consume so many M&Ms you begin to sweat. Similar to meat sweats, but specific to M&Ms or sugar.

Mom: I ate two bags of M&Ms today and now I am sweaty. I think I am M&M wasted.
Child: No mom, we call that M&M sweats.

Todoroki M&M's

Sorry what? I was stuffing my face with m&m's.

"TODOROKI M&M'S N O W"
"PLEASE HELP SHE HAS A GUN"

Karthikeyan M M

Absolute definition of sexiness.
Being a man child is his speciality
Can't handle People being muggles
Discards everyone who loves him and runs after someone who doesn't even care.
Overall, nice guy.

Omg Karthikeyan M M is soo hawt

Reverse M&M

When she will only let it melt in her hand, not in her mouth....

When we first started dating, I used to get sex all the time. Now all I get is a reverse M&M..

E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.

Erotic, Mentally Painful, Moist, Drunk, Rape, Role, Play

When engaged in involuntary erotic roleplay while under the influence by someone online while in Virtual Reality.

I saw someone engaged you in EMPMDRRP last night while you were passed out in the Black Cat on VRChat. E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.