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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?
Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*
Person#1:*confused*
12👍 7👎
A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am
“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”
Consume so many M&Ms you begin to sweat. Similar to meat sweats, but specific to M&Ms or sugar.
Mom: I ate two bags of M&Ms today and now I am sweaty. I think I am M&M wasted.
Child: No mom, we call that M&M sweats.
Sorry what? I was stuffing my face with m&m's.
"TODOROKI M&M'S N O W"
"PLEASE HELP SHE HAS A GUN"
Absolute definition of sexiness.
Being a man child is his speciality
Can't handle People being muggles
Discards everyone who loves him and runs after someone who doesn't even care.
Overall, nice guy.
Omg Karthikeyan M M is soo hawt
When she will only let it melt in her hand, not in her mouth....
When we first started dating, I used to get sex all the time. Now all I get is a reverse M&M..