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glorified maid

A domestic servant, tending to every whim and request of her boyfriend or spouse; an inferior being.

You are nothing but a glorified maid.

by Warrioress'05 January 7, 2021


milk maid

A lovely fair-complexioned rosy-cheeked country-girl who milks cows on a dairy farm, and whom all da lustful guys in da coimmunity want to "milk".

I helped da milk maid to collect da morning's cow-juice in exchange for her being a "cow" to me afterwards --- i.e., letting me "milk her" while she was straddling da milking-stool.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023


Milk Maid

Well stacked, ivory skinned, Caucasian woman. May or may not be very stupid

Those aren’t sister, those are milk maids

by killLaLakill April 16, 2023


The Dairy Maid

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.

I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!

by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024


the misty maid

The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.

Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid

by T-whang September 29, 2017


Marry maid

A woman who is in a relationship with a homosexual or bisexual man based solely on a shared interest in having children with him and raising those children together.

He has children but he is still gay because he has a marry maid.

by Rabbitx369 February 23, 2022


Hoe maid

How’s that are Brides in a wedding

Theses Hoe Maids ain’t Loyal.

by Makkdaddy October 17, 2017