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Cop: Have you been smoking marijuana?
You: Marijuana? What's that? Some kind of Mexican cigarette?
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1. An illegal drug whether potheads admit it or not.
2. A drug that hinders users' abilities to spell even the most basic words in urban dictionary definitions i.e. alcahol for alcohol, cuz for because.
3. A drug that motivates its users to write nonsensical rambling definitions of the drug on certain dictionary sites.
4. A substance that makes users too inept to be able to make a logical argument for the legalization of the drug other than "the man is trying to keep us down man."
"Hey man, why did you flunk out of school?"
"Oh, because I was too busy smoking marijuana."
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An herb which is bad, because it's illegal (And it is illegal because it's bad).
Average Joe: "Y'know, a lot of scientists are saying that marijuana can slow cancer growth and causes less problems than alcohol..."
DEA Representative: "Well you see, those scientists are probably jew-loving, faggot, pinko, terrorists who hate America and freedom."
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stuff that gets you in deep deep shit with your girl/boy friend
samantha: what are you doing?
nick: nothing!
samantha: you smoke!?
(ending 1)
samantha: you smoke!? omg can i have some!
(ending 2)
samantha: you smoke!?
nick: yes... marijuana in fact white rhino you want some?
*SLAP*
no i dont really smoke im 13
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I drug that is used by everyone. Even cats! They are the main reason white cops are arresting black Guys.we love growing them, and smoking them.
(Man) hey come smoke this Marijuana!
(Guy) OK let me feed some to my cat.
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A slang name for the Cannabis plant. One of the greatest gifts from God.
Pharmaceutical companies are the ultimate evil. Marijuana is REAL medicine.
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