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1. A marriage that has no sex or infrequent sex between partners.
Brutus was nailing his secretary on the side since he has a sexless marriage at home.
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The amount of time it takes for light in a vacuum to go across a distance equal to the diameter of a quark. About as long as the planck time. If you're really lucky, a hollywood marriage will last a whole month, but as they say on the weight loss commercials, 'results not typical'.
With this hollwood marriage I hope I can at least start to let go of my bride's ring before I get divorced. Bonus points if I can make it out of the church.
I made you waste about 6.28x10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.
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A current or former marriage in which one partner is gay or has had a gay affair.
"What a brokeback marriage! Anderson was caught by his wife, having an affair with his neighbour Hubert on the fourth day after their wedding."
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One's hot when the other's not. A relationship mismatched on the level of attractiveness.
Dude's totally in an interfacial marriage. Have you seen the woofer he has settled with?
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Marriage that is not legitimate (similar to California Sober)
Katie engaged in California marriage while marrying different people frequently.
A time period before marriage when a couple lives together to see if they are completely compatible for marriage. The trial marriage usually exposes all of the negative side effects to living with your partner. The trial marriage often ends in a very messy trial divorce.
Four months into our twelve month lease she dumped me, and now I am paying two rents. Man, that trial marriage was stupid.
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Facebook Marriage to where two people (normally both of the same sex) decide to set their "Relationship Status" as married. Normally used as a joke
Jack is married to Sam
Jack: I've got a Facebook Marriage to Sam
Sam: But I'm happily divorced....
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