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Titty fucking the shit out of someone
Susan had double D's so i Court-Marshalled her
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When a minor consumes so much alcohol that he/she develops long term dementia generally causing the consumer to creep like a pedophile in heat.
Early signs that someone is beginning to reach Marshall Status include:
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"
2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,
"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap
The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:
Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.
Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
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A man who is a Mexican and does not have his virginity lost yet
"Marshall Monroy is a Mexican imigrant"
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She is played by Phoebe Tonkin (Who used to be in a relationship with the one and only Paul Wesly.)
Hayley Marshall gave birth to Klaus's child: Hope Mikaelson. She and Elijah had something but then she ended up getting married to Jackson the ugly cunt. She is always showing off that she is a hybrid and shit. But she would do anything to protect her daughter and her wolf pack. Her nickname: Little Wolf, Queen.
Hayley Marshall: Can you say "MUMMY!"
Hope: "Caroline"
Klaus: Who's Daddy's girl.
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Located in Huntington, West Virginia. Home Of the Thundering Herd. Has a movie about it called 'We Are Marshall'(that movie is the shit). School colors are green and white. Has a great medical program.
Kelly: "You going to that Marshall game saturday?"
Carly: "For sure...the Herd is the shit."
Kelly: "I know, I am so glad i am going to attend Marshall University."
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The Air Marshal is an advanced sexual technique where you combine the Rear Admiral with The Flying Camel. The objective is to pilot the recipient of your penis around the room whilst flapping your arms and wailing like a banshee. Additionally, to initiate locomotion the Air Marshal must hop rather than step. The Air Marshall is an advanced technique because it requires both the technical requirements of the Rear Admiral with the sophistication and classiness of The Flying Camel.
Bro: Why's all your shit knocked over? And why's there a hole in the wall? And where's Lisa?
Me: Air Marshal, Air Marshal, and nursing a concussion.
Bro: Holy shit you Air Marshaled her?
Me: Of course I did! Now get me a Fanta.
Bro: Yes Sir!
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When your Manager gives you the authority to do something at work that should be only be done at the management level. Typically done when management is short staffed or they just don't give a damn about company standards/policies in regards to employment.
Manager: I need you to do a couple of things I was supposed to do.
Employee: Don't I have to be a manager to do that?
Manager: It doesn't matter, I have declared Marshall Law.
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