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Having a booty call while residing or visiting in Maryland.
I will like to reserve a one night for a Maryland booty call.
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Call Air Quality Control (410) 381-1557. - Radon gas mitigation, remediation, abatement, testing, reduction, and removal systems of Baltimore, Columbia, Parkville, Silver Spring, Pasadena MD, Gaithersburg, Annapolis, Glen Burnie, Potomac, Clarksville, Jarrettsville, Crofton, Lanham, Fallston, Belcamp, Cumberland, Elkton, Elicott City, Clarksburg, Westminster, Potomac, Owings Mills, Port Deposit, Maryland Radon Mitigation. Radon gas ventilation contractor serving these Maryland Counties: Anne Arundel, Baltimore, Prince George’s, Garrett, Allegany, Washington, Frederick, Carroll, Harford, Cecil, Kent, Queen Anne’s, Caroline, Talbot, Dorchester, Wicomico, Somerset, Worcester, St. Mary’s, Charles, Montgomery, and Howard County. Call 1-800-61-RADON.
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A sorry excuse for a college filled with the biggest collection of unambitious, bottom-feeding, filthy, ugly, slacker, loser, scumbag dregs of the earth to be found anywhere on this planet. One is either a 60's retread, a redneck hick, or of a lower middle class background of which you're the first to attend college. Faculty consists of third-rate teachers with degrees from third-rate (at best) institutions who couldn't find a job anywhere else. A certificate from an auto mechanic trade school would do more to make you a contributing and valued member of society than anything from this place.
St. Mary's College of Maryland typical student conversation:
normal person: "so what's your major" ?
hippie retread: "huh" ?
normal person: "you know, what do you plan to do with your life, what are your goals" ?
hippie retread: "uh, what are goals"
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Fratty, Giggidy, and Frivolous beyond belief.
Sigma Chi at the University of Maryland, College Park.
Living the dream on a daily basis.
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THE UGLIEST FUCKING FLAG YOU WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE
THIS FLAG IS SO HIDEOUS IT MADE MY BLIND FRIEND CRY
I WANT TO GOUGE MY FUCKING EYES OUT EVERY TIME I SEE IT
Person 1: Have you seen the flag of Maryland?
Person 2: No, I haven't. Why?
Person 1: *shows Person 2 the flag*
Person 2: EW WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT SHIT IT'S SO DAMN UGLY I NEED BLEACH FUCK YOU
inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"
Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"
When you’re fucking a random chick up the ass and you attach a mousetrap to her clit before donkey punching her and making her piss and shit herself in the process
“I can’t believe Matthew went a gave Courtney a Maryland Mousetrap last night the slippery guy”