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A "massage" that is so awesome that it blows your junk up.
Bob: Yo that chick gave me a bomb massage last night, my junk blew up all over the place
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When going to Boy Scout camp, the older scouts have to initiate new underlings into the troop. Thusly, they perfrom a "Moose Massage" which involves lying the recipient on their stomach, climbing onto their body, and humping their ass while wildly gesticulating in the air with your left hand. No not your right. Repeat back and forth motions until the underling moans like a moose, which signifies he is a true Boy Scout.
Hey Evan, come to my tent.
Alright Jason, what are we gonna do?
Get down on the fucking ground bitch!
Whaa..
Time for your moose massage bitch!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw! Ridem cowboy!
NGHGNGNGHHGGBN!!!!
Ok your a Boy Scout now.
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A "proper massage" is one given to a lover, seductee, friend with benefits, or someone you simply want to see naked, which is the one and only rule for this type of massage; the person receiving the massage MUST be naked.
Baby, you so fine, I want to give you a proper massage.
Dude, your girl is all wound up, how long has it been since her last proper massage?
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That massage one gives to his/her own face after falling asleep while reading any college text book; this 'text' massage may last up to 2 hours often involving drooling;While some will argue to the contrary, there is NO evidence to support the claim that text massages increase the recipients knowledge base. see osmosis
I was up all night giving my face a text massage.
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Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.
I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.
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n: the act of kicking someone while down on the ground, much like the classic "beatdown shot" seen in many pre-bling era rap videos.
Proper alternative usage includes supplanting the word "sneaker" for a particular brand of shoe or sneaker, used at the risk of excessive name-dropping.
1. That dude owes me money, b. Let's give his punk-ass a sneaker massage.
2. That guy tossed my girl, g. Let's give him a Nike massage.
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When you a get a message so satisfying you have a literal orgasm.
The massage therapist hit all the right spots and left me with a massage-gasm. massage massage therapist massagegasmn
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