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The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.
Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!
When you're giving a boob job and he cums on your boobies!
"When I finished I gave her some watery melons."
A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)
When a lonely white man fucks a watermelon in place of a partner.
Get away from my cantaloupe you god damn melon jacker.
when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume
"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"
a black person, also see coon
black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill
White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker
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