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When nobody can kill to you so you destroy them in every way possible. When referred to the game tribal wars 2; noob demolition.
The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.
A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.
Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!
very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
She’s obsessed with derk merk
To go behind someones back, street style
Bruv don't get it twisted, I know you be on the Sly Merk for me
Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.
Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
Getting a “merk on”! Angry or upset with someone or something without justification or reason.
Oi Angela! Don’t get a merk on!
When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.
Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*
Pulling a merk