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pulling a merk

When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.

Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*

Pulling a merk

by BOUTA_BUST March 20, 2018


derk merk

very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!

She’s obsessed with derk merk

by derkyyymerkyyy June 15, 2023


Sly Merk

To go behind someones back, street style

Bruv don't get it twisted, I know you be on the Sly Merk for me

by DanBizzle007 April 17, 2008


merk on

Getting a “merk on”! Angry or upset with someone or something without justification or reason.

Oi Angela! Don’t get a merk on!

by Richardranklin October 3, 2017


MERK shit

When nobody can kill to you so you destroy them in every way possible. When referred to the game tribal wars 2; noob demolition.

I’m bout to merk shit.

by The real slim shady 1234567 January 19, 2018


Merking

The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.

A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.

Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!

by Merking Minge June 13, 2022


christian joseph merk

A god of fortnite. The most amazing person you will ever meet hit me up at 717-406-8542

Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name

by God at fortnite March 14, 2018