When you barely meet a girl and in less than a month you marry her. Like those marry on site TV shows.
Gloria: Hey, nice to meet you
Brian: My names Brian, MaRrY mE pLs
*kneels down*
Gloria: *doesnt know what to do so instinctively says yes and makes the biggest mistake of her life*
Pulling a merk
very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
She’s obsessed with derk merk
To go behind someones back, street style
Bruv don't get it twisted, I know you be on the Sly Merk for me
Getting a “merk on”! Angry or upset with someone or something without justification or reason.
Oi Angela! Don’t get a merk on!
When nobody can kill to you so you destroy them in every way possible. When referred to the game tribal wars 2; noob demolition.
The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.
A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.
Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!
A god of fortnite. The most amazing person you will ever meet hit me up at 717-406-8542
Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name