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When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!
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The pair of underwear worn playing a sport, often containing skid marks of shit, sweat, and possibly urine.
Dude, get your messy pants out of my face
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The word "messy bun" means give dae a sloppy toppy or that GAWK GAWK 5000
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pulling out a womens tampon and using the string as a cock ring
smart like 80's tv icon messy Mcgver but super messy at the same time
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A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.
It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.
todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"
darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"
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When a male notices his female companion has belly button jewelry and proceeds to project his spermatozoa into her belly button. The belly button then becomes infected.
"Dude, last night Kevin totally gave that girl a Messy Overberg...she's gonna be feeling that in a few days."
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The procedure of getting your 'fingers messy' when fingering your girl, in other words masturbating a girl for their pleaure
'have fun with ure bitch'
'yeah i got some messy fingers'
'well in blud'
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