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Razor Method Is where u wear a glove covered in razors and u whack-off with the glove on.
The dude just used the Razor Method
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When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.
Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.
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An inconspicuous method a beach goer uses to relieve himself while around a group of people. The process of the Swarty Method is as follows: dig small hole in sand, laying belly down nonchalantly open board shorts and place genitals in hole, release urine and casually talk among the group, when finished and still laying down gently place genitals back in board shorts and close shorts, in one motion stand up and swoop sand over hole and resume socializing.
The beach goer just shotgunned five beers while talking with the most beautiful girl he had ever met. His fear was to leave her with his friends while he used the restroom so instead he used the Swarty Method to continue his flirtations with his new found friend.
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When a short man has sex with a tall woman, he stands on a bucket. When the man is ready to ejaculate, the woman kicks the bucket from under the man.
We practice contraception by using the bucket method.
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A method of allocating seats in a proportional vote in elections. This method is what the United Kingdom use for elections to the European Parliament (apart from Northern Ireland, who use first-past-the-post)
Say results in an election were:
Party A: 350,000
Party B: 200,000
Party C: 90,000
and 6 candidates had to be selected,
in the first round, "party A" would win a seat, and their vote would subsequently be halved to 175,000,
in the second round, "Party B" with 200,000 are larger than "Party A" with 175,000, so "Party B" win a seat, and their vote is halved to 100,000,
in the third round, "Party A" are again the largest party with 175,000, so they win a second seat, and their vote is reduced to 116,666
in the forth round, "Party A" win another seat as 116,666 is larger than 100,000, and "Party A"'s vote is reduced to 87,500
in the fifth round "Party B" win with 100,000 votes, and their vote is reduced to 66,666.
in the sixth round "Party C" win their first seat as 90,000 is larger than "Party A"'s 87,500 and "Party B"'s 66,666.
The total number of votes was 640,000. So Party A had 55% of the vote, and they have won 50% of the seats. Party B had 31% of the vote and they have won 33% of the seats. Party C had 14% of the vote and they have won 17% of the seats. So the percentages of the votes and of the seats are pretty similar, which is why the d'hondt method is a proportional voting system.
Dude 1: "How come UKIP does so well in Euro elections but can't get a single seat in Westminster?"
Dude 2: "Westminster uses first-past-the-post, the Euro elections use the D'Hondt method, a type of proportional voting"
Dude 1: "Get a life"
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AKA the fuck it method, this method is used when giving up and/or not doing something because you couldn't care less.
"I forgot to study for my Biology quiz tomorrow.. whatever, I'm using the F.I. Method, FUCK IT!!"
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