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when you face plant every time you get a boner because your feet can't touch the ground!
i tried to get up but i kept big dick micking it, so i had to wait till my boner went away!
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A nickname for Kronenbourg 1664 as drinking it enables you to abuse people, mainly people who are called Mick
What I am saying to you is, you don't abuse me when you drink Fosters, only when you have Kronenbourg!
That's because it's called Mick abuse juice!
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Former lead guitarist and one of the founding members of Mötley Crüe. Lives in Tennessee with his much younger gold-digger wife who is no doubt screwing the pool boy behind his hunched back. Is often regarded as the most well-behaved member of the band by people who don't know the truth, including the time he was arrested for fucking an 18 year old in the mens bathroom when he was in his mid 30's. Was a deadbeat absent father to his 3 kids, a severe alcoholic and opiod addict, has been married three times and has had numerous dysfunctional relationships because he isnt too bright and chooses social climber hoes to copulate with; though its safe to say his copulating days are now over. Hence why its ridiculous to believe his 40 year old ex model wife is with him for anything other than counting down the days to his death to grab his neglected children's rightful inheritance.
Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Who's that old guy with that department store mannequin? Oh that's just Mick Mars and his plastic "wife".
An insult used for one who can give no benefical info to one's conversation
dude 1: if you change your engine from a v6 to a v8 you'd have to change your front springs.
dude 2: alos your brakes
dude 3: i fell down the stairs today!
Dude 3 would be the slipper mick for he gave no benefical info to the conversation
Thirteen years ago, on the day you're reading this, you came into this world kicking and screaming. It has truly changed so many lives. How does it feel to know you're the best genetic combination of your parents? (Sorry little ones but it's a scientific fact soooo) All jokes aside, I hope you enjoy your big day! You're a teen now! Happy Birthday!
- Green Bean the Great