When someone's or a person's mic sounds like he/she is in a microwave, usually online or in a video game
Hey, He have Microwave syndrome. His mic sounds like shit.
Hot, but not that hot. (hot = attractive)
One step below Oven hot, which is really fuckin' hot.
"You think that girl over there is hot?"
"Ehh, Microwave hot I guess."
saud:i can say two words that can make you wet
person: what are the two words
khalid: microwave this pussy
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When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.
After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.
The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.
Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”
When someone farts in your mouth and you see how long you can hold it in there for.
I have not been able to appreciate the delicate flavours of tiramisu since receiving a Dutch Microwave