Mississippi Gentleman

A style of upper lip hair, or mustache, that is grown for the month of Movember by a facial hair novice. The growth begins with good intentions and lofty goals of achieving facial hair glory like a Tom Selleck, Dapper Dandy, or the Bandito. The male feels his new nose foliage elevates him to a distinguished member of society. But alas, his proud fur patch is no grander than the unkempt brown lawn of a poorly educated Mississippi man who uses strings of partly burnt out Christmas lights to illuminate his beer can filled trailer.

Jamie tried to go all in for Movember, but never accomplished more than a scraggly Mississippi Gentleman.

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mississippi mudslide

this is when you take a shit in a condom and freeze it. then use it as a dildo.

yo i gave myself a smelly ass mississippi mudslide this morning.

i took my mississippi mudslide out of the freezer for a good turd fucking.

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mississippi mud

lean. purple drank.

"Hit my Mississippi Mud and continue to roll" - Z-Ro - Continue 2 Roll

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Mississippi Sunburn

The act of having sex with a girl on her period while she is on top. Her blood then drips between your thighs and heats and dries resulting in brownish funky smelling thighs.

That girl didn't tell me she was on the rag last night now I've got a serious case of Mississippi Sunburn.

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Mississippi Necktie

A hangman's noose. Phrased as such to imply formality and common occurence in the region of Mississippi and other deep southern states, of the event of a hanging, not necessarily of a specific race or group of people, but anyone unfortunate enough to piss off a redneck. Used in reference to a hanging to make light of, or lessen the horrific nature of it.

Ex.1.: "Hey boy, you better get on outta here before you find yourself wearin' a Mississippi Necktie."

Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."

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Mississippi Mustache

To cover someone's face in a mask with only the mouth exposed. The person's is then shat on to leave a thick brown outline around their mouth similar to blackface lips.

Jamaal got a Mississippi Mustache but no one really noticed

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Mississippi Masala

A brutal beat-down or straight house demolition. Straight fucking or boot to the face.

Charlie had a Mississippi Masala on his ass during that Nintendo 64 Smash Brothers game.

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