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When a person gets revenge by shearing of thier pubic hairs and inserting it into ones mouth.
My sister was a total bitch today so i decided to give her a Missouri beaver breakfast.
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To be dead, floating down a river.
As said by Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales
Mike won't go on a dangerous white water rafting trip due to his fear of a Missouri Boat Ride.
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A school in Jefferson Missouri where most of the students and staff only care about football. Most students and staff also either hate or ignore the band.
Oh my god the Blair Oaks Missouri band sucks dick!
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Missouri State University is the second-largest university in the state, with nearly 22,000 students. Its beautiful campus was founded in Springfield, Missouri in 1905.
The Missouri State University System also includes campuses in West Plains, MO, Mountain Grove, MO, and Dalian, China.
Missouri State is renown for its prestigious College of Business, which is one of the largest in the Midwest.
The MSU colors are maroon and white; their mascot is the Bear. Athletics are D-I, in the Missouri Valley Conference. MSU teams have made 48 NCAA championship appearances since 1982.
Men's basketball reached the NCAA tournament 6 times (Sweet Sixteen in 1999, with the legendary Coach Charlie Spoonhour), the women 13 tournament appearances (Final Four in 1992, 2001). Baseball made the College World Series in 2003.
MSU volleyball earned their 1,000th win in 2006, only the 2nd in NCAA history to reach that milestone.
Alumni include actor John Goodman, basketball superstar Jackie Stiles (the NCAA D-I leading women's scorer), baseball giant Ryan Howard, Senator Roy Blunt, Governor Bob Holden, and Walmart CEO/KC Royals owner David Glass.
"I see from your resume you got a business degree from Missouri State University. You're hired."
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Place where the meth is a unlimited and endless supply
house in Jefferson county Missouri and trailers
Missouri S&T is a college in Rolla, MO and is home to more dudes than you think. A college town, Rolla is home to alcohol and parties, but be careful. With the amount of dudes up here, you could wake up with a dick up your ass. The school is great and the professors are nice.
I also heard St. Pat's is real nice. Make sure if you're a guy to meet girls up here. You'll get very lonely.
"No way! You went to Missouri S&T? You must be so gay!"
In modern days a ridge runner is somone living in or spending a large amount of time in the ozarks region of missouri. Someone that likes camping, hiking, or sitting in rivers in the southern parts of missouri. Someone prefering the backwoods of Missouri to the city life of Kansas City or St. Louis. Not to be confused with a Missouri Meth head.
I'd rather be a Missouri ridge runner then a south county hoosier or a west county snob.
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