the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.
I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus
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A magical time in the middle of the night where everything on the internet seems much funnier than it really is.
Me: I just got a great laugh from funnyjunk last night
friend: nothing there is funny
me: I laughed my ass off at their shitty content. Then again it was four in the morning.
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Term used when you intake nicotine right away when you wake up and your vision is taken from you
I got so morning shlapped this morning, it was impossible to unlock my iphone
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When a woman wakes up from slumber aroused and moist. Similar to the male affliction of morning wood.
Uh oh, my morning moist just stained the sheets.
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When you wake up spooning someone with morning wood, and proceed to give them a good thrustin.
"Hey, where'd you sleep after the party?"
"I woke up in the basement with some chick, i dunno who she was but I gave her a healthy dose of the Morning Thrust!"
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when your dick gives you a standing ovation in the morning just for waking up.
I woke up this morning and I had morning wood. I was so proud.
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to wake up in the morning horny, wanting some sexually intimacy, commonly called "special morning tingles"
Jack always loves it when Jane has the morning tingles!
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