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The best receiver in the NFL who plays for the best team in the NFL the Oakland Raiders baby
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A person who really doesn't give a royal fuck. See also loser. Known for giving up early, being a poor role-model. He will walk of the field becuase he doesn't want to play anymore, big cry-baby pussy, who when beats the Packers once, thinks he is far supirior to them. Been arrested many times for bein' on the pipe, also speaks fluent ebonics.
Viking's Fan: "Moss owns da pack."
Me: "And the Vikings no longer own him, fuck head, what are you going to do now?"
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A wide receiver for the NFL Vikings team who moons you...if you insult him...he also leaves games early, attempts to use sexual gestures, dances like nuts and well...
Wow, did you see Randy Moss mooning after that touchdown!
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The pubic hair of an elderly ho, which is often moldy, greenish in color, and infested with crabs, lice, brown recluse spiders, beetle larvae, maggots and other living and dead organisms. The aroma given off from Spanish moss is overwhelming and can sometimes be fatal.
Doctor: Nurse, come in here please! I can't place a catheter in this patient!
Nurse: Why not, Doctor? Is there too much Spanish moss around her twat or something?
Doctor: Maybe so. Would you give me a hand on this one??
Nurse: Sure, doctor. Let me put on some gloves and I'll see if I can make my way through that Spanish moss. Pee-ooo!
*** RELATED LIMERICK ***
There was an old whore from the Azores,
Whose cunt was so covered with sores;
That the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons on her drawers.
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When two participate in either anal sex or doggy style and the pubic hair of the one performing the penetration rubs against the anal region of the one recieving the penetration.
Woman: your pubes are like moss.
Man: It'll be anal moss in a minute
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Coined by old sea dogs, Admiral Moss is a term used to describe incompetence in relation to anything nautical.
‘I felt totally unsafe whilst this guy is at the helm, he is a real “Admiral Moss”’
I have just bought a new submarine, it is called ‘the Admiral Moss’
“ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD” – oh god we are all going to be ‘Admiral Mossed’
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Moss Man was a soulful dude, a good friend and valuable ally to He-Man. His shaggy mane of green moss was perfect camoflage in Evergreen Forest, where he was part forest ranger, part marijuana cultivator (he called it "hemp" in the television show), and an ever-vigilant scout warning He-Man of Skeletor's encroachments onto the forest. He is also thought to be brothers with Beastman, who unfortunately lacks his love of nature, reggae music and peace.
Today, ecologically-conscious and outdoor adventure-y black men with green skin and mosslike hair are often referred to as "moss men."
You want to go out to New Paltz and go hiking and get real moss man, mon?
I and I is always smoking the ganja like moss man.
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