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A lowly rodent who, out of desperation, has learned to live alongside man by occupying one of our less-than-ideal structures, the outhouse.
Eternally mocked by the rest of the animal kingdom for it's choice of habitat, it passes through life barely noticed by man except in this phrase: "Poorer than a shithouse mouse"
Clearly indicating that the individual described does not even possess the meager funds required to reside in an outhouse.
After being denied $20 from the ATM machine for lack of funds: "Damnit, I'm poorer than a shithouse mouse"
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the most awesomest band ever to cross the pacific and land in australia.(if you know geography you'll get that one)
if modest mouse was in a music battle to the death they would win anyone.
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To build or repair something shoddily and with substandard materials.
Who built this Mickey Mouse thing anyway?
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A person practicing monogamy and or unfamiliar with polyamorous culture and practices. Usually used by the polyamorous internet community. Rather than derogatory, this is most often used as a term of endearment for friends, family and allies of polyamorous individuals.
My sister is super mango mouse, but bless her heart… she’s trying to be supportive.
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An expensive wireless computer mouse that does not need a mouse pad or be in contact with any surface. Can be operated in a manner similar to the Wii Nunchuck.
The first time I saw someone use an air mouse, it almost blew my mind.
Mascara wearing, squeaky voiced, slightly mouse like child
(In a very high pitched voice) "Tyrrell mouse"
When mice, attracted to the cheese of the moon (because, as we all know, the moon consists of cheese and cheese alone), travel to said moon and consume it to the point where the once all-cheese moon is entirely mice - as if to say, the moon is a sphere of mice and only mice such that when spaceships attempt landing on the moon, they cannot and instead travel through the center of the mouse moon and out the other side. During the journey through the center of the mouse moon, the spaceship only comes into contact with miles and miles and miles of mice.
Alex: When I traveled to the moon last summer, we found out that it's actually a Mouse Moon now.
Rebecca: Wtf is a Mouse Moon?
Alex: Dude, you know, when mice overtake the moon by eating all its cheese.
Rebecca: Are you stoned right now?