The act of going down on somebody who is on their period.
Our lass gave us a reyt marinara Moustache last neyt (Yorkshire)
A brown streak across one’s upper lip resembling a moustache.
Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.
The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.
Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.
When somebody Moustaches your Goldeneye
Ahhh fuck I caught that cunt Joel Moustaching my Goldeneye
Moustaching refers to the curl of a womans pubic hair during Intercourse, mixing with semen and other bodily fluids the hair get curled to resemble a moustache during the act.
Hooked-up with a girl last night, she was so wet her pubes were moustaching
When you wee in a girl whilst having intercourse and then put your pubes in her mouth.
Clare when you get home from work, I’m going to give you a wet moustache
Waking up the next morning after going down on your female partner. If you have a moustache then you have a achieved a frosty moustache.
Person with a moustache wakes up: shit, I have a frosty moustache.