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The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.
Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.
When somebody Moustaches your Goldeneye
Ahhh fuck I caught that cunt Joel Moustaching my Goldeneye
When you wee in a girl whilst having intercourse and then put your pubes in her mouth.
Clare when you get home from work, I’m going to give you a wet moustache
Waking up the next morning after going down on your female partner. If you have a moustache then you have a achieved a frosty moustache.
Person with a moustache wakes up: shit, I have a frosty moustache.
Mobius Moustache = A big moustache - that goes down along the side of your mouth and then goes up along the edge of your jaw, and then becomes your sideburns, and then becomes your hair. (As in A Million Ways to Die in the West.)
“Oh? And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?”
“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”
“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”
Often referred to as "Il baffo alla Vallar" in Italian. This iconic style ranks higher than any other type of facial hair style you'll ever experience.
People with a Vallar's moustache are often seen as confident, sexy and charming by others, regardless of gender.
As any other source of great power, it comes with great responsibilities and, therefore, only few people are actually able to rock this style.
Ex 1. Random boy: "My girlfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"
Ex 2. Random girl: "My boyfriend left me for a guy with a Vallar's moustache!"
A moustache that is incredibly attractive to anyone, including men. Could also mean a macho style of facial hair.
"Dude, look at William Howard Taft!"
"Yeah, what's special?
"He has such a smexy moustache."