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lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

by beanwrangler June 11, 2011

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mow monki

a cat monkey

"dude did you know these two people had mow monki as their pfps for 5 months?" "yooo no wayyy"

by tobywobyuwu May 6, 2022


mow my hay

eat my ass

โ€œoh mow my hay, johnโ€

by smiths1982 December 11, 2020


Mow-job

Any yard work performed with the promise of oral sex as compensation

Joe: "How much did you earn doing yard work today son"
Billy: "Only $20, but I was orally abused by the lady in the house down at the end of the street."
Joe: "Ah, nothing like the summer mow-job"

by samweis August 24, 2011


Dick Mowing

Simultaneously cock blocking 3 or more men at the same time.

Bro, you were dick mowing us in that bar with that one chick

by Gentiles July 30, 2023


whack n' mow

Spanking the skank thermometer whilst shaving your girls bush

Me and the lady be having a whack n' mow tonight at the tasty freeze.

by QTIP-YOUR-GURL May 5, 2017


Mow the fence

A phrase that means absolutely nothing but was designed to confuse females

Laura would like to know what it means to mow the fence

by Fencemower October 24, 2016