muddy buccaneer

deviant sexual practice where a dude takes a dump in his partner's eye, then fucks the eye. the shit represents the eye patch that a pirate (buccaneer) wears, and the shit is brown, representing the mud.

"This chick was totally hot, so I tackled her and gave her a muddy buccaneer"

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muddy dugout

a very sloppy, used more than twice, been arond the block, ass hole.

carmen has a muddy dugout.

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muddy pig

the act of sticking ones vagina flaps up a mans nose, forcing him to open his mouth, and then proceeds to shit in his mouth.

Weston's mom gave Derek a muddy pig while he was sleeping for calling her a milf.

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Muddy Snowplow

While doing someone in the ass, before you ejaculate, you pull out and pour a 7up slushie into their rectum. This causes their sphincter to tighten, making the last few thrusts tighter and more pleasurable.

"Oh my god, I gave my girl friend such a hard muddy snowplow last night that she chocolate snow coned!"

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muddy shark

(n.) A sex move whereby one partner inserts the index and middle fingers into the female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers into the female's anus, thereby forming a shark-like hand puppet with a muddy lower jaw. More simply, "two in the pink, two in the stink."

After becoming bored with traditional fingering techniques, the couple moved on to more experimental options such as "twister," "twisted shocker," and eventually the "muddy shark."

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muddy zebra

The act of leaving skid marks between stretch marks.

"I gave her a muddy zebra last night."

"What's that?"

"I took a shit, didn't wipe, then rubbed my ass between the stretch marks on her tits."

"That's gross, but I'm slightly aroused."

"Yep."

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muddy water

muddy water is another definition for lean,dirty sprite,wok etc.popularized by rappers Bnkcliff and isThatDior

bro you tryna go pour up some muddy water later?

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