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Musket Loader

When a male partner is fucking female partner doggie style, and well fucking the male removes chewing tobacco out of his lip and packs her asshole with his tobacco, and he cums.

We all gave your mom the musket loader, and she loved the burn!

by Truly Defined March 7, 2021


The Musketeer

Pack your penis with shit from a q-tip and blow your load into her face.

Good friend I dare say, a fortnight ago I had the pleasure of performing The Musketeer on a young lass from the pub.

by Noodlesdude05 September 16, 2023


The musketeer

When you put gunpowder down your urethra with a ramrod and ejaculate, launching the gunpowder all over the girl's face.

person 1: I feel like musketeer
person 2: you are 400 years late buddy
person 1: no you fucking idiot, I ejaculated gunpowder over her face. you know "THE MUSKETEER"

by JimmyLongson February 6, 2020


The Three Musket-Buskets

The Three Musket-Buskets are a group of three grown men named Aoyodoywn Oneilio, Leesum KiloRee, and Toysoy Lawson. They were once the gods of the Earth but are now reduced to mere mortals thanks to Luisangel Tapia and his minions, The John Doe's.

"Dude, The Three Musket-Buskets just got turned against eachother by Luisangel Tapia!"
"Don't care bitch"

by Luisangel Lorester January 13, 2022


load the musket

When you're engaging in anal sex with a chew/dip and. Pull out, pop it in and continue as normal.

Load the musket, a sex move. If you will.

by Yoté June 18, 2020


Musket Loading

Stuffing a zyn into your penis, like how one would load a musket

Musket loading makes this shit hit different bruh”

by Oneskin twoskin Threeskin July 26, 2024


Musket

The male reproductive organ. Dick, cock, wang etc...

Joe likes to grab his musket, powder his balls and shoot loads at Hillary.

by joey.loves.hillary October 27, 2016