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eat my ass

Freudian slip commonly denoting a craving for anus.

You guys can just... Eat My Ass!

by Syntax May 06, 2003


Suck my ass

The act of licking or "sucking" someone's anus. This can be used in any type of sex, hetero or homo, and can be pleasuring to males and females alike.
This can also be used to "tell off" someone you don't like or insult someone

Kid 1: I hate you! Suck my ass in hell, bitch!

Kid 2: Fuvk you bitch, I'll never have as good an insult as that!

by Pussydestoyer6969 February 08, 2015


"Tits on my ass!"

It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for easy access stimulation since it is a awkward position, but erotic nonetheless. It can also be used as an expression of grief, since it reminds one of better times.

Guy 1: Dude, we're gonna miss our boat.
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"

by Richie Sexon November 26, 2007


Shotgun my ass

When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.

Shotgun my ass, dad!

by mcflykitty August 09, 2018


Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies

Ugh miss lewis is the director of my ass

by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017


laugh my ass on

When your ass falls off your body, and you need to suck it back on by laughing.

Jamal ate my ass last night i need to laugh my ass on!! XD

by Blkmater September 10, 2017


Kink My Ass

Something to respond when someone says Kinky. May or may not start a relationship.

"She slapped my face"
"Kinky"
"KINK MY ASS!"

by Kinkydinkysprinky May 21, 2018