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When your balls are fondled, licked and sucked, enough to make them great again..it's very simple and very satisfying.
Man whispers into his girls ear...make my balls great again....she does!
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When you are surprised over something
Jarrod: I just had intercourse with your mother for the fifth time this week.
Burt: You gotta be suckin my balls!!!
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what to say when either:
A) you have extremely itchy balls!!
B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up
C)there is an unbearably awkward silence
Red: damn its quiet in this bitch
Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Green: WHAT THE FUCK???
Blue: there, silence broken
Red: you are a fucking moron
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Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.
I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.
Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.
I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.
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An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.
"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!
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Saying made famous by Scott and his friends around the Chicago/Northwest Indiana area after watching a porno called "Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls," where a man getting his dick sucked, repeatedly asks the women to "suck the cum right out my balls," and she does.
Hey John, why don't we go sledding?
Hey Jorgie, why don't you suck the cum right out my balls?!
Carrie sucked the cum right out my balls!!
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