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When your cousin has not shaved in a while but you eat her out anyway.
I had a Country Buffet with Stacy the other day. It was alright .
A country that is not deeply involved in world affairs, and rarely is heard about except in some cases, history. These countries are often somewhat small, weak, and dominated by strong countries nearby.
North Korea is not a quiet country. They're always making headlines with their fat faced psychopathic leader constantly threatening to nuke everyone.
Mongolia is a quiet country. People rarely hear about them outside of history class.
A period of time which seems to go by very slowly due to the lack of activity.
"I like eating at that slop house next to the bar but last Saturday it took them a Country Year to serve up a plate of fries!"
When someone dresses/acts as though they are from the hood and may even reside in the hood but have a southern accent and enjoy and partake in activities that are considered favorite past times of people from the country or rural areas such as, four-wheelin’, hunting, fishing, or muddin’
“Wow! Terrell has that “country swag’ wearing those Jordan’s while four-wheelin’”
A delicious, balanced, intricate, complex, moderately tart saison brewed by Suarez brewing.
Dan: I am going to Suarez this weekend
Rob: get a two bottles of every country beer they are selling, they are wonderful.
The only pure sport, the winner is the one who takes the most pain. We dont play with balls, we have balls. The balls that separates XC from any other sport.
I almoast passed out that last Cross Country race, Thank god i have balls.
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A guy who is raised up with southern traditions. Commonly referred to as a Southern Gentleman.
Works hard, plays hard. Can usually fix just about anything that needs fixing including trucks, home repair, yard repair, light to heavy machinery, etc. Knows how to relax. Common relaxing hobbies include kicking back with friends, bond fires, muddin, light to moderate drinking.
Usually found wearing old worn in jeans, boots or crocs, faded out hat, t-shirt. When dressing up, attire includes old worn out jeans, clean boots, button down shirt or polo. Hat optional
As far as relationships go, country boys are typically loud mouths when it comes to talking about girls, but are true and faithful when it comes to the one he loves. Country boys are fearfully protective of a girlfriend's honor and reputation. It's best to test them by making sexual references about their significant other, for fear of bodily harm.
Listens mainly to country and southern rock music, but are generally broad in overall selection.
Slightly short tempered, but it takes a lot to make a country boy want to fight. A typical Southern Gentleman is mainly kind in nature, but is honest in criticism. Common hot spots are: degradation of his family, girlfriend, country/region. Country boys know how to fight. Although typically slender and lanky in stature, country boys can handle themselves swiftly and accurately in a scrap.
Usually slender, average height with short hair, no piercings and toned muscles.
Generally loves his country, military, and conservative politicians. Fiercely loyal to family and friends. Is NOT a racist, but supports the Confederate flag for historical reasons.
"That kid is a hoss...a true country boy through and through."
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