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Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.
I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.
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When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy
Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake
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The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.
The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."
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Somw of the best memes on the block, likes talking to his audience of memes and has the best audience because they do not report him (you can not be better)
Yo bro you see this meme on Napoleon's memes?
No I havent let me see
Both: laugh
A phrase used by the three stooges to call someone brain dead with out calling them brain dead.
Moe: Boy, you got brains like Napoleon.
Larry: Napoleon's dead.
Moe: I know it.
A short girl that rides horses.
That shawty over there is Napoleon Gynomite! I need to check her skills.
Come take a ride on me Napoleon Gynomite!
Showing up in a town you're not originally from looking to conquer it (whether it's done as a game or for your amusement, or some less lofty purpose) is more like a Napoleon complex than not.
He/she was saying/writing something about somebody else having a Napoleon complex and retaliation, though nobody else had brought up the subject of physical altercations but him/her (at least not yet).