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Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.
I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.
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When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy
Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake
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The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.
The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."
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A short girl that rides horses.
That shawty over there is Napoleon Gynomite! I need to check her skills.
Come take a ride on me Napoleon Gynomite!
ahhh munks and the guys of the event will go to the cross walk and walk across while tring to avoid the falling rhinos and anchors.,!@#? and firetrucks.
metro colin anus aribasn yooopooo gooot a frind an yoooo napoleon 48 person cross walking event, i watched a turkish guy shit in a toaster and cook it to perfection.
In the 2016 Hitman Game, you can unlock a little explosive figure looking like Napoleon Bonaparte Except this one is a little more explosive than that it looks.
This device can be used as a distraction object, by flinging it around or by placing it near a subject of choice.
Agent 47 placed down the little explosive device, distracting his targed, whom not much later picket the Napoleon Blownaparté up. After a couple minutes, the target came to realize, it wasn't the usual kind of toy when it blows up seconds after.
During the time of the month, you fuck your girl and creampie her ass. And enjoy all 3 flavors
My man was very hungry last night, he had the Napoleon buffet all night.